oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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