I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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