Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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