You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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