Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Found your dick twin last night
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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