I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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