Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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