Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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