Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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