can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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