the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize