so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I am spending my child support on dildos
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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