thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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