i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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