oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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