you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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