Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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