I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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