It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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