I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i came on her dog
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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