Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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