she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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