it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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