I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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