My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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