The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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