so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Are these your boobs on my camera?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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