So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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