I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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