that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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