question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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