I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
we should paint friendship bongs
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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