I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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