Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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