I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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