today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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