We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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