hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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