You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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