Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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