yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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