I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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