she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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