Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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