remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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