put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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