5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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