Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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