The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Every concussion has its silver lining
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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