I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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