Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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