the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
We are all done wearing pants today
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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