just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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