How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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